Hello there, everyone... I hope that this Christmas message finds you all in good-cheer, full of the Xmas spirit and ready to party, big-time.

Me and my girlfriend have got lots of parties we'll be going to over the holidays, we'll be drinking vast amounts of booze (but not drink-driving) and having lots of kinky sex (safe-sex, of course) with many of our friends and any new friends we may meet.

We plan on having an excellent, fun and sexy time, but it almost wasn't to be...

Two weeks ago, I thought that this Christmas was going to be a disaster, because a close family member had a near-fatal crash on his motorbike when he was hit by a drunk-driver. Now, thankfully, he is off the critical list and has just been allowed home to recover in time for Christmas.

It's instances like the one above, that make you realize just how precious and important life is, especially at this time of year. Not just your own life, but the lives and safety of those around you.

So... In light of all the extra partying and drinking you'll probably be doing over the Christmas and New Year holidays, I wish for you to have a great and wicked time, but hope you'll also take great care of yourself too.

Even if you're not the drinking or party-animal type of person, please remember that there are those around you who are or will be and due care should still be applied.

In the case of Escorts, especially, who are working over the holiday period, please take extra safety and security measures to protect yourselves. Because, although you may well be sober while working, your punters may not be and could (though it's rare) become extremely difficult or even dangerous.

Anyway, without trying to sound like a doom and gloom-monger, my underlying message to you is, drink responsibly, practice safe sex and take good care of yourself. But above all else, have a fucking sexy, excellent time.

I probably won't be updating this site again until after the New Year, but you can still read through the site, leave comments and contact me here.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, from Adult Biz Guru...

With the massive rise of video upload sites over the last couple of years, like YouTube, Google video and Meta Cafe, it was only a matter of time before similar, porn related sites came into being.

Over the last year, there have been literally hundreds of these porn video upload sites springing up all over the internet. They allow their members to upload and host their porn videos on the site and also lets them watch all the porn uploaded by the other members. Best of all... you can do all this for FREE.

Here's just a taste of the kind of stuff that's freely available from one of my favourite sites, XTube.com. Just click on the 'Play' button below to watch the video (if video appears choppy, just pause it until fully loaded):

Now if, like me, you just can't get enough of watching porn, especially when it's FREE, then these types of sites are the best thing to happen to the internet in years. After all, isn't porn what the internet was invented for?

Anyway, I am a regular user and frequent visitor to many of these sites, but with so many new ones popping up all the time, I've often thought how good it would be if I could find them all, or at least the best ones, in one convenient place.

And now I can, thanks to the Online Video Guide...

The 'Online Video Guide' (OVGuide) currently lists, reviews and ranks 123 (I counted them) of the best porn video upload sites for you to check out. They also allow their visitors to rate and comment on the sites that they list, so you can see what other people say about them.

I managed to find most of the sites that I usually visit listed on the 'Online Video Guide', but there were also nearly 100 of them that I'd never heard of before and will be checking them out over the next few days and weeks.

The 'Online Video Guide' also lists other types of video sites, like television, film, news, music, sports, etc., but if you're here reading this now, then you will probably want to browse through all of the filth that's on offer first. To do so, just click on the image below:

I, too, will be reviewing some of these sites for you in the near future and posting my own opinions of them right here for you to read. So, keep popping back here, bookmark/syndicate my site or get my 'News Widget' on the left-hand side of this page to stay up-to-date. Otherwise, you'll miss out!

With the amount of free porn so readily available these days, notably because of sites like the ones I covered here, it's a bloody miracle that most of the world's population hasn't gone blind yet, or wanked themselves to death.

What do you think? Are you a happier person because of the rise of free porn on the internet? Do you think it's got way out of hand and there's too much of it? Or are you a porn content producer/provider who's suffering a drop in sales because of the rise in free porn? Tell us what you think on the matter by clicking on the 'Comments' link below...

Since my report of the recent DOS attack on AdultWork.com, I have been sent quite a large number of e-mails via this site, from people reporting a problem of not being able to see or access their uploaded photos and movies on AdultWork.

First off, let me reassure you all that AdultWork have not lost any of your photos or movies and that the problem you have been experiencing trying to access them is just a temporary one. All of your photos and movies will be available to you and anyone visiting the site in the next day or two. Actually, you should find that most, except for a few in the 'Private Galleries', are available now.

"So what was the problem with my photos and movies, then?" I hear you ask...

Well, from information that I was able to gather from the website, their technical team have been doing some major maintenance, by adding some newer, bigger servers, which will improve the speed and performance of the site for everyone. Part of this process usually involves backing-up and saving all of the data (your photos and movies in this case) from the old servers, before removing them. Then, installing the new servers into the system and running a multitude of tests on them, to check their performance, has to be done before uploading all of the saved data to them.

For a site as large as AdultWork's, with thousands upon thousands of photos and movies on it, you can understand why this important maintenance work would take a few days to complete. The end result though, is a more stable, better performing site, with faster loading pages and access. So, the recent problem you've been experiencing, is a small price to pay.

If you experience any other problems with the AdultWork site in the future, below is a quick tip that could help you to find out what might be wrong.

• Tip: So long as you can access the 'Home' page (not the 'Enter/Leave page) of the AdultWork.com website and if AdultWork are aware of any problems, then they will normally post an alert about it on the very top-right of the page, as shown in the image below.

• The image above also shows an 'Info' link in the alert, that will take you to a page that explains the problem in more detail and, if known, how long they expect the problem to last.

In my own experience, I very rarely ever encounter any problems on the AdultWork site, but on the few occasions that I have, they have always been resolved quickly. This is one of the reasons I regard AdultWork to be one of the very best sites to advertise my services and would recommend it to anyone.

If you found this information useful, or if there's anything else you'd like to add to it, please do so by leaving a comment below.

I got a lovely surprise the other day, when my girlfriend (Treacle-Tart) brought home her very sexy friend (Summer) to join us in a threesome as an early Xmas present for me.

My girlfriend had invited Summer round for the evening to join us for a few drinks and a bit of a laugh, but little did I know what else they had planned for me when they spoke to each other on the phone earlier that day.

A couple of hours after Summer's arrival at our house, we had already polished off a few bottles of wine and everyone was starting to feel a bit giddy. That's when I started to notice that Treacle and Summer were becoming a lot more friendly with each other than normal. A hell of a lot!!!

Once they could see exactly how interested I was becoming, at just how intimate and teasingly close they were getting to each other, they decided to put into action the next stage of their game-plan, my early Xmas treat.

Summer then turned to Treacle and planted a huge kiss on her lips, pushed in her tongue and they both started kissing each other very passionately. I was surprised by the sudden turn of events, mostly because me and my girlfriend Treacle, normally plan our evenings that end up like this. But, hey... I wasn't going to try and pull them both apart.

Before I knew it, the two of them had ripped each others clothes off down to their undies, got down onto the floor in the middle of our living room and then put on a girl-on-girl show for me that I won't be forgetting in a hurry. During the show, as if by magic, Treacle's favourite sex toy collection appeared out of nowhere and I honestly thought that one (or both) of them would get fucked to death or seriously hurt, while being rammed hard with the business end of a dildo or a vibrator.

There was nothing else I could do at this point, except to watch the show, get my cock out and jerk it furiously. But it wasn't long before the girls noticed how big and hard my cock was and decided to turn their attention on me.

The pair of them then proceeded to give me the best two-girl blow job, that any man could wish for. I did, however, manage to reach over to the table and grab my camcorder to film these two beauties sucking and licking my stiff cock for you, you'll be pleased to hear. Just click the 'Play' button on the video below to see my girlfriend fucking herself with a vibrator on the couch, while she and her sexy friend summer both lick, suck, with some nice deep throat, face fuck and gagging, on my cock and balls.

It was a real shame though, that the camcorder's battery ran out (I'd been filming with it all day for a client) just before I shot my load into their mouths and all over their faces, but the video does show a full 9 mins. of the action just before that.

It was then, just after filling their mouths and covering their faces with my man-milk, that they both wished me a Merry Xmas and told me how they had planned the whole thing themselves earlier on. They also told me then, that the night was still young, that they hadn't finished with me yet and that the fucking was just about to begin.

The rest of the evening was just as pleasurable as the blow job was, because the hardcore threesome action continued well into the night and by morning, we were all well and truly fucked.

Merry 'Fucking' Xmas to me...

The Sexiest Exhibition This Year

Barbican Art Gallery - London
12 October 2007 - 27 January 2008

The Seduced exhibition explores the use of sex in art through ancient history to modern times. Featuring over 300 works spanning 2000 years, a truly magnificent collective gathering of classical Roman sculptures, ancient Indian manuscripts, Japanese prints (some of which found exclusively in brothel houses), Chinese watercolours, Renaissance and Baroque paintings and 19th century photography with modern and contemporary art.

Seduced presents the work of around 70 artists including Nobuyoshi Araki, Francis Bacon, Jeff Koons, Robert Mapplethorpe, Pablo Picasso, Rembrandt van Rijn Andy Warhol among others. Seductively stimulating the mind and the senses, both provocative and compelling, Seduced provides an historical and cultural medium to explore the limitations of acceptability in the arts. Seduced is curated by Marina Wallace, Joanne Bernstein and Martin Kemp.

Watch the video review of Seduced on BBC 4 News

The bravest and most intelligent exhibition of the year – The Guardian

Also at Seduced...

Late night Thursdays - Turn up between 6:30-10pm and indulge yourself with Seduced cocktails and aphrodisiac snacks from the bar, while you enjoy events that include artist commissions, live music, erotic readings and talks.

Seduced - Sex and Censorship in the Cinema - This major film season includes uncut versions of films previously banned by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC), as well as an exciting selection of classics, special screen talks and panel discussions.

Art Gallery Shop - The Shop has a range of gifts to complement the current Seduced exhibition, from indulgent chocolates to original ceramics and cushions, as well as seductive candles and massage oils. There's also a comprehensively illustrated book which accompanies the Seduced exhibition, featuring essays by Marina Wallace, Martin Kemp, Joanne Bernstein and Caterina Albano, designed by Kerr Noble and published by Merrell, the book is available for just £29.95.

Barbican Art Gallery opening times for Seduced
Over 18s only - This exhibition contains work of a sexually explicit nature.
Tickets: £8/£6 Timed tickets.
Daily 11.00am – 8.00pm (Except Tue & Wed 11.00am–6.00pm)
Late night Thursdays till 10pm

...and asking for your opinion is exactly what I am going to do right now.

You see, now that there is a bit of content here for you to digest (not much, but I'm busy working on that), I have switched on the 'Comments' feature so that you can really get stuck in and be a part of what's happening on this site.

For instance, if ever I post something that you really don't agree with (maybe something that offends you or makes you quite mad), you no longer have to just sit there cursing at me under your breath. Simply scroll down to the bottom of the post, hit the 'Add New Comment' link and give me your worst. Go ahead, get it out of your system... you'll feel much better for it.

On the other hand, if something that I've written has forced you to love me as much as the girls above obviously love each other, then I'd like you to hit that 'Add New Comment' link too. Hell... why not tell me in your comment what filthy things you'd like to do to me in order to release some of that pent up love.

If you are a member of AdultWork.com, were you affected by the internet terrorist attack on them last night? If so, how did it affect you? Have you had any trouble logging into the site today, or were you totally unaffected by it all? Why not go to the article that I wrote about it and be the first to give your comment (if you're quick), or go there now to see what others are saying about it. To find out what actually happened over at AdultWork.com last night, click here...

Basically, if enough of you take part and participate in these discussions regularly, we'll soon all start to feel a bit of community spirit coming into life. And when that starts to happen, I'll probably open up the forums here for you all and give you all your own profile pages and blogs and other stuff too.

You can start to get involved by simply bookmarking this site, adding it to your RSS reader, or by adding my 'Adult Biz Guru News Widget' to your own website or blog (it's on the left-hand side of the page). All of these things will allow you to get updates from this site and make it easy for you to return here if you see something going on that interests you.

So come on people... let's get this fucking party started!!!

In the very early hours of this morning, the AdultWork.com website suffered a DOS (Denial Of Service) attack which caused the site to stop functioning for a short period of time for it's members.

I was actually awake and on the site at the time that this happened, updating my AdultWork profile page there, when everything started to go a little bit crazy. Pages on the site became very slow to load, sometimes not loading at all, until eventually I could no longer access the site, no matter how many times I swore at my computer screen.

A couple of hours later, I went back to the AdultWork site to try and finish what I was doing and everything was back up and running as normal. The only difference was a short message from the owners, at the top-right of the page, informing everyone that they had been attacked and were in the process of taking preventative measures to stop it happening again.

"What the fuck is a Dos attack, anyway?"

Well, it's really quite complicated and technical to explain to anyone who isn't familiar with this kind of thing, but the Wikipedia website explains it simply as this:

A denial-of-service attack (DoS attack) is an attempt to make a computer resource unavailable to its intended users. Although the means to, motives for and targets of a DoS attack may vary, it generally comprises the concerted, malevolent efforts of a person or persons to prevent an Internet site or service from functioning efficiently or at all, temporarily or indefinitely.

Perpetrators of DoS attacks typically — but not exclusively — target sites or services hosted on high-profile web servers; a pair of DNS Backbone DDoS Attacks, on October 22, 2002 and February 6, 2007, targeted DNS root servers, in an apparent attempt to "disable the Internet" itself by taking away an option of addressing Internet servers by their human-friendly names.

One common method of attack involves saturating the target (victim) machine with external communications requests, such that it cannot respond to legitimate traffic, or responds so slowly as to be rendered effectively unavailable. In general terms, DoS attacks are implemented by:

* forcing the targeted computer(s) to reset, or consume its resources such that it can no longer provide its intended service; and/or,
* obstructing the communication media between the intended users and the victim so that they can no longer communicate adequately.

Denial-of-service attacks are considered violations of the IAB's Internet proper use policy. They also commonly constitute violations of the laws of individual nations.

Or to put it another way, a Dos attack is nothing more than a terrorist type attack, conducted over the internet against a website, with the sole intention to stop that website from working.

Anyway, I've just gone back to check the AdultWork site and the message from the owners about the attack has now gone, so I would imagine that everything is now back under their control. Good on ya, AdultWork team...

Well, it's been a whole week now since I switched from my old static website, to this all new shiny one (built from the ground up, using the Drupal Content Management System and the 'Beale Street' theme provided by RoopleTheme).

"So what's been happening?"

Well, I've been so busy with other work (mostly photography) this last week, that I've not had the chance to import any of the content from my old site to this one yet. But that is about to change, as I've purposely not taken on too much other work for the next couple of weeks, so that I can get stuck into adding all the stuff that keeps you coming back to the Adult Biz Guru website again and again.

The change-over to this new website was needed, because I wanted a new, more structured layout for the site's navigation, in order to supply the content to you more easily. Gradually over the next few weeks, the site navigation and content will be structured as follows:

• Primary Links: These are the links in the navigation menu that runs across the top of all pages on the site. These links generally lead to the standard pages you'd expect to find on a website, like the 'About' page, News, Services, Contact, etc. The 'Home' page, however, shows a list of the most recently added content chronologically (newest first).

• Secondary Links: These links reside down the left-hand side of the site and will link to the pages where I'll share the latest adult industry news, tips, tools and resources to help you succeed in the adult industry.
• Popular Links: These links reside down the right-hand side of the site and will link to the most popular content on the site and also other links of interest.

As you can see from the link structure above, it'll be very easy to navigate this site, especially in the months and years to come, when the site will be very rich with content.

Coming Soon...

Once I am happy with how this site is going, perhaps in a couple of months or so, then I will consider opening it up to the masses, so that you and others like you can have a site profile, your own blog, be able to take part in the discussion forums, create and vote in polls and leave your own comments on content throughout the site. This is something that I hope will be very popular.

Stay tuned for more...