xmas

Hello there, everyone... I hope that this Christmas message finds you all in good-cheer, full of the Xmas spirit and ready to party, big-time.

Me and my girlfriend have got lots of parties we'll be going to over the holidays, we'll be drinking vast amounts of booze (but not drink-driving) and having lots of kinky sex (safe-sex, of course) with many of our friends and any new friends we may meet.

We plan on having an excellent, fun and sexy time, but it almost wasn't to be...

Two weeks ago, I thought that this Christmas was going to be a disaster, because a close family member had a near-fatal crash on his motorbike when he was hit by a drunk-driver. Now, thankfully, he is off the critical list and has just been allowed home to recover in time for Christmas.

It's instances like the one above, that make you realize just how precious and important life is, especially at this time of year. Not just your own life, but the lives and safety of those around you.

So... In light of all the extra partying and drinking you'll probably be doing over the Christmas and New Year holidays, I wish for you to have a great and wicked time, but hope you'll also take great care of yourself too.

Even if you're not the drinking or party-animal type of person, please remember that there are those around you who are or will be and due care should still be applied.

In the case of Escorts, especially, who are working over the holiday period, please take extra safety and security measures to protect yourselves. Because, although you may well be sober while working, your punters may not be and could (though it's rare) become extremely difficult or even dangerous.

Anyway, without trying to sound like a doom and gloom-monger, my underlying message to you is, drink responsibly, practice safe sex and take good care of yourself. But above all else, have a fucking sexy, excellent time.

I probably won't be updating this site again until after the New Year, but you can still read through the site, leave comments and contact me here.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, from Adult Biz Guru...

I got a lovely surprise the other day, when my girlfriend (Treacle-Tart) brought home her very sexy friend (Summer) to join us in a threesome as an early Xmas present for me.

My girlfriend had invited Summer round for the evening to join us for a few drinks and a bit of a laugh, but little did I know what else they had planned for me when they spoke to each other on the phone earlier that day.

A couple of hours after Summer's arrival at our house, we had already polished off a few bottles of wine and everyone was starting to feel a bit giddy. That's when I started to notice that Treacle and Summer were becoming a lot more friendly with each other than normal. A hell of a lot!!!

Once they could see exactly how interested I was becoming, at just how intimate and teasingly close they were getting to each other, they decided to put into action the next stage of their game-plan, my early Xmas treat.

Summer then turned to Treacle and planted a huge kiss on her lips, pushed in her tongue and they both started kissing each other very passionately. I was surprised by the sudden turn of events, mostly because me and my girlfriend Treacle, normally plan our evenings that end up like this. But, hey... I wasn't going to try and pull them both apart.

Before I knew it, the two of them had ripped each others clothes off down to their undies, got down onto the floor in the middle of our living room and then put on a girl-on-girl show for me that I won't be forgetting in a hurry. During the show, as if by magic, Treacle's favourite sex toy collection appeared out of nowhere and I honestly thought that one (or both) of them would get fucked to death or seriously hurt, while being rammed hard with the business end of a dildo or a vibrator.

There was nothing else I could do at this point, except to watch the show, get my cock out and jerk it furiously. But it wasn't long before the girls noticed how big and hard my cock was and decided to turn their attention on me.

The pair of them then proceeded to give me the best two-girl blow job, that any man could wish for. I did, however, manage to reach over to the table and grab my camcorder to film these two beauties sucking and licking my stiff cock for you, you'll be pleased to hear. Just click the 'Play' button on the video below to see my girlfriend fucking herself with a vibrator on the couch, while she and her sexy friend summer both lick, suck, with some nice deep throat, face fuck and gagging, on my cock and balls.

It was a real shame though, that the camcorder's battery ran out (I'd been filming with it all day for a client) just before I shot my load into their mouths and all over their faces, but the video does show a full 9 mins. of the action just before that.

It was then, just after filling their mouths and covering their faces with my man-milk, that they both wished me a Merry Xmas and told me how they had planned the whole thing themselves earlier on. They also told me then, that the night was still young, that they hadn't finished with me yet and that the fucking was just about to begin.

The rest of the evening was just as pleasurable as the blow job was, because the hardcore threesome action continued well into the night and by morning, we were all well and truly fucked.

Merry 'Fucking' Xmas to me...